CLIFFS OF INSANITY IS TOMORROW!!

 

It's hard to believe it's happening so soon. I've been waiting for this all my life. So let's make sure we're all prepared for the insanity. And the cliffs.

 

To help you get ready for this historic event, we’ve provided you with the indispensable “Cliffs of Insanity Checklist”:

• Put final touches on costume (sew on that final finger on the leather glove, make sure the mask fits nice and snug, wrangle four white horses)

• Make sure your posse is coming

• Watch The Princess Bride one last time, to get those finer trivia details for The Battle of Wits

• Read The Princess Bride one last time, for those extra special details

• Practice hand-eye reflexes to make sure you can ring that buzzer fast enough for the competition

• Practice Inigo Montoya impression for the “Inigo-Off”**

• Pull out comfy shoes for hours of dancing to Mama Cutsworth’s eversodelightful music

Doors open at 9 pm so you can come sign up for the Battle of Wits. All are welcome! The prizes for BofW contestants are very wonderful, just saying.

The Albert is at 48 Albert street in Winnipeg.

$7 or $5 with a costume!

**Ever been to a pig calling contest? It’s like that.